Gay People I Do Not Respect: Itachi Uchiha
I love this bc we can assume there are also gay ppl who he DOES respect and thats probably Sasori
something about madara being SO excited to fight hashirama but then just being told no is so fucking funny to me like there's this immensely powerful, feared by thousands, legendary ninja villain who is about to destroy the world as it is forever but then his best friend doesnt wanna fight him and he's like okay :( i'll wait here then
kishimoto: Sasuke is a prodigy ninja
me, who spent the last 300+ chapters reading about Sasuke getting his ass beat concave:
LIST OF PEOPLE WHO BEAT SASUKE’S ASS:
18. op of this post
19. Everyone who reblogs this post. RB to kick sasuke’s ass
july 25, 2018
Aw, Poor Naruto.
Can we just appreciate that Madara insults them and then Obito basically has to translate what he just said and insults them more. These two create a new form of sass.
Obito using Kakashi’s hand for his jutsu is more clever than I realized because honestly, how do you keep the Copycat Ninja from copying you? If you’re stuck gripping both of his hands, form the seal with one of them, then kick him in the face not just to disorient him but to keep him from completing the jutsu that he could technically perform as well. Obito thought all of this in 5 seconds. King shit.
you can even see his thought process
that shit-eating grin??? he’s so proud of hmself
As he should! It’s fascinating how crazed Obito looks in his determination but he still knows how far he’s come and what he’s capable of. I think it’s cathartic for him to face Kakashi like this, especially when prior to the Kannabi Bridge mission, the guy used to call him useless, a crybaby, etc. This could be why this fight is so personal on his part too. He’s letting Kakashi know that he’s not that boy anymore.
Also, the line “Let me borrow this?” Wow, Obito really said that to the person he gave his own fucking Sharingan eye to, he’s that BITCH. My man isn’t an S-rank war criminal for nothing.
watching Itachi completely own Orochimaru while barely bothering to lift a finger is just so absurdly hilarious in the context of Hiruzen having to resort to using the freaking shinigami to try and take Orochimaru down and then only actually managing to seal his arms with it
like, man, wouldn’t it have been nice if you’d had someone in your village when Orochimaru attacked who could’ve just casually walked over and smacked him down? except no, you made him murder his family, let him be branded as a traitor, then exiled him and now he’s off in the middle of nowhere having stilted conversations about the reproductive habits of sharks
way to go Hiruzen. way to go.
Thanks to those who came to hang out with me today! I had lots of fun drawing with you uwu
I promise one day I’ll get over my stage fright and work on actual art during a stream, but for now the doodles are fun!!
